Hey! Not my fault I chose this post title! Muahaha. Think I’m that dirty-minded eh?

I ter-came across the blog belonging to my ex-Sony colleague, Shiao Chin and she also was talking about how she would like to get it on with a GORILLA in bed.

A GORILLA man. I still haven’t got over the shock. Shiao Chin…..you Intimidate Me.

Then…in the same post, there was this!

Hehehehehe.

You guessed it, it’s a free-movie competition! As you know, I’m a total sucker for free movie tickets *ka-ching*

It’s all thanks to this very pretty lady, Jade Zheng (Jadezheng.com) who’s giving out 15 pairs of tickets for the screening. I’m sure you may have heard about her (to be honest I’ve never heard about her la). Paiseh. I hope that doesn’t disqualify me lol.

So all you gotta do (and I quote) is to ‘just put the below (or rather above) banner together with the link and put up a post about what ANIMAL would you love your boyfriend OR girlfriend to be, in BED.’

See. It’s not me who’s dirty-minded. It’s Jade! LOL.

I know what kind of animal I will be. Choosing what the type of animal of my partner is a little trickier. Cos I’ve never fantasized about animals before…(I don’t know about you)

Still, my choice of animal would be…

A rabbit.

Why?

Remember this show?

Roger Rabbit’s not the object of fantasy la -__-

but….

Jessica Rabbit!

What. Still rabbit whut tell me which 10 year-old kid didn’t drool when she came on screen 10 years go. Haha.

No no..I’m really not that dirty minded..

I just like free movie tickets! And (hopefully) Free Madagascar T-shirt! ^o^

And of course I like taking my HunnyBunny for movies. No implication on the bunny/rabbit part k. It’s just a pet name can?

Cheers!
-EVo-

As he steps up on the platform, beads of sweat slowly form on his furrowed forehead. One foot, then the other..and finally stands up to his full height. It was hard work during training, and now all his hopes are seemingly fulfilled; he imagines the sweet glory, the taste of success after all that self-drilling. Further imagination reveals 5 hot brunettes surrounding him in his course of celebration.

Very nervously he eyes the marker..it sways back and forth for moments that seemed like eternity..and finally EVo braves himself to look down at the results staring back at him…

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Yes!! Lost 2 KG!! thank you california!!!! woo!!

Cheers!
-sexy fit EVo-

p.s. this is not an advertorial. See there’s no ads on this page whatsoever… ^^

This is part of my work. Pretty geeky and dry stuff.

Wish I could be doing something more spicy. Sigh. Fry chicken and sell also more fun than Autocad.

Geeky cheers
-EVo-