The NPL (National Paintball League) in Melaka ended up with a little more than what we bargained for:

 

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1. It’s not that we won podium place, and brought home medals, as much as we had hoped for.

 

In fact, we didn’t make it past the first knockout stage. 30 teams joined, and we needed at least 15th place to get into 2nd round. Our matches were fixed in such a way that we played against 4 teams who were strong enough to make it into 2nd round.

 

And 2 of them actually finished on podium. So there you go. It was one tough fight.

 

(What I’m trying to say is that our team Yakuza was actually very good, but we played against super teams, that’s why we lost. Haha..!)

 

More pictures after EGo’s done with them.

 

2. It’s not about any hot chicks that we brought home.

Melaka girls are about as hot as my granny can be….or I could be looking at the wrong place. Maybe the main Melaka Square or Dataran Pahlawan isn’t considered a happening joint. Maybe I should have explored somewhere more ulu like Kampung Banda Kaba or Kampung Dunan Daun Dalam instead.

 

Even if there were hot girls, they were tourists. Aiseh.

 

If it’s not about winning the tourney or the chicks, what could be so spectacular, so suspenseful?

 

It’s about……..my new Bed Mates who I met in the hotel and got close to each other in a very short time, and oh, we had two heated, crazy nights of non-stop action.

 

I couldn’t sleep much…the moment I thought i could rest, they were all over me again…They even had a go at Mojosh, Ego and Simon on the first night. Eventually they were too weak to handle them, and I had to take over on the 2nd night.

 

I can’t show you many pictures though. I woke up the next morning to find them gone. The only traces left were their love bites. This, I can show you.

 

 

 

 

 

You ready?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Yes, I was infested by Bed Bugs.

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This is probably one of the most unfortunate hotel incidents I’ve even been through. We stayed in this place called Sunny Inn, which was very cheap, dirt cheap.

 

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I couldn’t wait to get Ashleyteng’s pics, so that I could tell everyone about this wonderful motel.

 

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The rooms come complete with a shower (non-heated), and an air-cond. Honestly, if you’re used to roughing it out (old beds, no air-cond, no heater), this place is fine.

 

Personally, I don’t care if the place was super ugly. I don’t sleep with my eyes open to admire the wallpaper or decoration…and what’s more, look nice means expensive mah. What for I spend that kind of money?  A quad room costs RM 45, and it works out to be a little more than RM10 per person. What a bargain!

 

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Little did I know that I would have these ‘escorts’ accompanying me all night.

 

 

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Damn Geli wei wtf man. I can imagine a dozen of these bugs drawing my blood in relish while I was sleeping in peace. I must have lost at least a pint of blood. No wonder next morning I didn’t get a blood rush to my usual spot like guys do in the morning. Ingat ada masalah pulak.

 

Anyway, I couldn’t wait to leave the place at the earliest that I could. No more Sunny Inn, from now on. And I suggest the same for you too, unless you’re looking for cheap ‘Blood Detox’ treatment in Melaka.

 

 

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More to come when I get Paintball pics from EGo!

 

 

In the meantime, there’s a Special Blogger Party going on this Thursday (6 August) at Envie Club Lounge, Changkat Bkt Bintang.

 

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A Malaysian Bloggers Evening for over 200 Bloggers! Advertlets & Envie Club Lounge are proud to present an unforgettable night for bloggers. With special performances, door gifts, free flow, and lots of hot bloggers, the night is set to be an event to remember, and one definitely worth blogging about!

 

 

 

 

I’m going, are you? Hope to see you there! TFR367

 

Cheers!
-EVo-