<Guy and girlfriend at their table>

Guy  :   Look baby, new chocolates!! *shakes packet excitedly in front of girlfriend*

Girl   :    Ooooh…for me??

Guy  :   Err..no..someone gave them to me. You know that girl, who just came back from (some country) got these for me…

Girl    :  So nice of her wor..

Guy   :   Yeah..*swoons*

Girl    :   Eh, why you so excited? I buy you chocs all the time also leh.

Guy   :   This one is different lor.

Girl    :   @.@  Means what?

Guy   :   Dunno la…getting them from another girl is somehow different.

Girl    :   Like how?

Guy   :   More…exciting.

Girl    :   Mine also not bad de wor. Dark choc, Bitter choc, Milk choc, Funky Choc, all also I buy for you leh…

Guy   :   That’s the thing….it’s…….boring.

Girl    :   *terasa* then what am I to u now? No value already la.

Guy   :   Just that you don’t excite me anymore.

Girl    :   (WTF)  but I’m doing all that I can to be exciting already wor..

Guy   :   Zzzzzz.

             Anyway…I bought her something when I was at the Indian store.

Girl    :    What’s that?

Guy   :   Some keychain of her something-favorite-club.

Girl    :    Oh so nice ah. ya..since you’re there, did you pick up my favorite magazine?

Guy   :   ……

Girl    :    You don’t know my favorite magazine, do you.

Guy   :   ..….

 

LOL poor girl. Kena cheated on. Guys, don’t be cheap. Girls, well…..what should she do?

 

Cheers!
-EVo-